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[Apr. 30th, 2012|08:37 pm] |
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Alright! ENOUGH WITH THE GENDRY/ARYA SHIPPERS! I just can't fucking take it anymore! All they do is follow me around everywhere I go and ask me what he smells like! WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE!!!!!!!!!! THAT ISN'T NORMAL. If I don't get out of this place soon, I'm going to go insane. This is completely fucking nuts. People are stranger than we are! |
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[Mar. 26th, 2012|02:33 pm] |
I'll tell you what, some people are completely off their fucking nut. Following me home, standing outside chanting "We Believe In Arya"? Really? I mean, it's great that you do and all, but is all this necessary? I feel like a celebrity without any of the perks! Where's the fun in that? I'll tell you where, it doesn't exist, that's where. It's totally crap. The gesture is nice, but c'mon. C'mon. Nymeria's freaking the hell out every five seconds, and it's all I can do to tell her to stop. Granted, there's no one going to make me have to set her loose in this life, but she's going to bite more than a poncey prince if this doesn't let up soon.
Normal people are so whacky. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2011|12:13 pm] |
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( Camelot ) |
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[Nov. 21st, 2011|04:24 pm] |
I've no idea what it is about children that makes them so damn rude, but I can tell you now this upcoming generation is simply the worst. I was at Walmart grabbing up some groceries and this rather innocent-looking girl, couldn't have been more than ten, walked up to me to pull some sugar off the shelf. WELL, this little girl had some ferocity to her, because the moment I asked her why she was Team Edward (Her shirt said so, and I wasn't in a hurry so I thought a pleasant conversation might do some good), she nearly ripped me in two. She accused me of being Team Jacob and stamped on my foot and kicked me in the shin and ran off! WHAT KIND OF CHILD DOES THAT?! What kind of child thinks, oh, today I think I'll be incredibly sassy and kick a girl twice my height in the shin?!
For that little shit, I'm officially Team Never Asking Again. These people are insane. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2011|11:25 am] |
DOES SOMEBODY WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! I'VE LITERALLY ALMOST JUST BEEN EATEN BY A PACK OF 7-YEAR-OLD ZOMBIE PRINCESSES. LAST TIME I CHECKED, ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST. IN ANY WORLD. AND JUST THE OTHER DAY, THERE WAS SOME FLOATY MAN SHAPED GHOST THING GOING UP AND DOWN MY STREET.
OH, AND HEY, LET'S NOT FORGET EVERYONE COMPLETELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT HERE ON THE BOARDS. I MEAN, THIS ISN'T NORMAL, IS IT? BECAUSE IF IT IS, I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS. DID ANY OF YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS? BECAUSE I DON'T THINK SO. I REALLY DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE ALSO GONE AND GOTTEN MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON STUCK, BUT COMPARED TO FLOATY MAN SHAPED GHOST THING AND NEARLY HAVING TO SIC NYMERIA ON A PACK OF CANNIBAL DEMON CHILDREN, I THINK THAT'S RELATIVELY SANE.
BUT IF THERE ARE ZOMBIES HERE, THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE COOL BECAUSE ZOMBIES ROCK. JUST NOT, Y'KNOW, WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT OFF MY OWN PERSONAL FACE. |
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[Sep. 4th, 2011|06:46 pm] |
God, as much as I love to travel, there is absolutely nothing like being home again. Of course, no one gets as excited about it as Nymeria does. I really do hate having to leave her alone, but sometimes you've just got to make sacrifices for the job. That is, if you want to keep it. And let's thank the gods that I'm not being sued. Seven hells, that'd be a nightmare.
In other news, I had a wonderful time in Glasgow. Even if the coffee shop owners are ignorant and crude and can get taken down by someone as short as myself.
Now I've just got to figure out what to do with the rest of my month. Much easier said than done. |
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